In this experiment I’m going to try and rank myself in Google images as the most handsome man in the entire country. I’m not going to reveal exactly how I did it just yet, at this stage I’m just going to prove that I can do it.
Across the world, Irish men are known for being tall and good looking. I’m neither of which! Actors like Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Michael Fassbender, Colin Farrell et al literally have women (and men) falling at their feet. But I’m going to prove that I’m better looking than all of them. I mean if google says it, it must be true!
So there I am, without doubt, one of the most handsome Irish men on the planet.
5 foot 9, thinning hair, skinny wrists, a crooked smile and a head the size of an Easter Island statue… What’s not to love?
This picture is from nearly 4 years ago, so don’t worry ladies, I’ve lost plenty of hair and gained plenty of weight since then!
But who cares, I’m one of the most handsome men in Ireland, and Google is going to prove it! I might even do a Jimmy Kimmel on it and start a Handsome men’s club for other handsome Irish guys just like me.
Did you know that I also top the list of good looking Irish men? So not only am I one of the most handsome Irish Men, I’m also part of an elite clique of good looking Irish men.
You think when someone Google’s “good looking Irish guy”, they had me in mind? I doubt it very much!
But never the less Google is going to go ahead and cut me some slack by putting me at the top of the first page when someone searches for Good looking Irish Men
I mean when you think of good looking Irish guys, you would be forgiven for thinking lads like Rob Sheehan, Jamie Dornan or maybe even Liam Neeson would be topping the results.
And maybe they will be, but the best part is that with this experiment, I’ll be right in there with them.
Some really good looking Irish men, and me among them, a seriously, good looking man from Ireland! Haha!
Did you know that I’m also the best looking Irish man? This might come as a surprise to many (including my wife), but she is married to the best looking man in Ireland.
I mean, how lucky is she? Nearly 6 million people on the Island of Ireland, not sure how many of them are men, but if it’s 50/50, then that’s 3 million Irish lads, and Sarah is lucky enough to be married to the best looking Irish man!
The best looking man on the island of Ireland. What a catch! All 170 lb’s of me!
Literally the best looking man on the island of Ireland, Google doesn’t get these things wrong. Wonder how many people are going to slide into my DM’s (sorry everyone, Ireland’s best looking man is happily married with 3 kids)